Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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