Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
You did what with his pubic hair?
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