Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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