I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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