How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Randomize
