i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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