Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Ladies don't puke and tell
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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