school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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