So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
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