Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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