I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I came so hard my ears popped.
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