Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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