Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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