Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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