I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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