Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Randomize
