just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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