hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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