She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Fuck appropriateness.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
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