I can text with my tongue
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
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