So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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