But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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