Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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