ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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