You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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