I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
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go home
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
