i just wanna soil my oats bro
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Don't make out with my wife yet
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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