Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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