i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
