she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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