Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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