Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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