My room smells like vodka and shame
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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