I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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