guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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