her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
We're using joints as your birthday candles
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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