Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
