i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
we should paint friendship bongs
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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