Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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