And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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