when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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