You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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