Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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