i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
we made out on top of his cat.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
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