do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Randomize
