i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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