hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
it was like eating out sand paper
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Randomize
