ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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