Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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