i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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