no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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