Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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