she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Randomize
