She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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