just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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