then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Randomize
