Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
