I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I just blew my weed a kiss
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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